We are soooooo busted!

Bill O’Reilly has discovered the secret lefty plot to displace the white Christian power structure and replace it with a rainbow coalition.
Damn! I mean, we were that close to success!

It’s not widely known, but Bill O’Reilly did an MPA at the Kennedy School, and actually took my policy analysis course. I regret to say that I seem to have inadvertently let him in on the deepest darkest secrets of the far-left cult to which I covertly belong.

Or at least someone did. Here’s O’Reilly completely blowing the gaff on our plot to darken down and de-Christianize America, not to mention messing with the purity of O’Reilly’s bodily essences:

… the [New York] Times hasn’t learned a thing. That’s because the newspaper and many far-left thinkers believe the white power structure that controls America is bad, so a drastic change is needed. According to the lefty zealots, the white Christians who hold power must be swept out by a new multicultural tide, a rainbow coalition, if you will.

Damn! Like most of my friends, I was really looking forward to reading the Talmud and the Rig-Veda with all my Chicano and Chicana compadres and my fellow-members of the Hop Sing Tong, once we’d gotten rid of the white Christians. But now that O’Reilly has spilled the beans, I suppose that pleasure will be forever denied me.

I blame Harvard for letting in the Irish. Some of them are clever enough, you know, but not really gentlemen.

Author: Mark Kleiman

Professor of Public Policy at the NYU Marron Institute for Urban Management and editor of the Journal of Drug Policy Analysis. Teaches about the methods of policy analysis about drug abuse control and crime control policy, working out the implications of two principles: that swift and certain sanctions don't have to be severe to be effective, and that well-designed threats usually don't have to be carried out. Books: Drugs and Drug Policy: What Everyone Needs to Know (with Jonathan Caulkins and Angela Hawken) When Brute Force Fails: How to Have Less Crime and Less Punishment (Princeton, 2009; named one of the "books of the year" by The Economist Against Excess: Drug Policy for Results (Basic, 1993) Marijuana: Costs of Abuse, Costs of Control (Greenwood, 1989) UCLA Homepage Curriculum Vitae Contact: Markarkleiman-at-gmail.com

3 thoughts on “We are soooooo busted!”

  2. "I blame Harvard for letting in the Irish."
    That is about the funniest thing I've read today. Thanks so much.

  3. Yes, but we were so close, so close to making them all sing the National Anthem from right to left, just as we pleased. I wonder if O'Reilly has been grazing in Kevin MacDonald's trilogy on the sociobiology of Judaism, which develops this same idea with more specificity.

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