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Thanksgiving caption contest
No this is not the RBC crew. A prize for the best caption, though.
Author: Harold Pollack
Harold Pollack is Helen Ross Professor of Social Service Administration at the University of Chicago. He has served on three expert committees of the National Academies of Science. His recent research appears in such journals as Addiction, Journal of the American Medical Association, and American Journal of Public Health. He writes regularly on HIV prevention, crime and drug policy, health reform, and disability policy for American Prospect, tnr.com, and other news outlets. His essay, "Lessons from an Emergency Room Nightmare" was selected for the collection The Best American Medical Writing, 2009. He recently participated, with zero critical acclaim, in the University of Chicago's annual Latke-Hamentaschen debate.
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40 thoughts on “Thanksgiving caption contest”
I lead the division in lighting strikes.
I told them not to contract out our helmet design to Halliburton, but nooooo
Any of you guys have some gin? It’s a little Too Tonic around here.
“Right, then, men. The turkey’s finished. Fritz… put the coffee on. Max… round up some biscuits. Frank… gather the napkins. I’ll go and find us a prybar to get these blasted belts off!”
I’m almost recovered. Never leave your helmet in a chair.
The ECB meets.
FTW!
Planning for the wurst.
Pickelhauber smurfs
Stuffed Turkeys
Pass it on, the Kaiser is in dutch.
Blue Danube?
Well, we may be pointy-headed, but at least we’re not intellectuals!
(And Googling that informed me of something I’d have been happier not knowing)
“Schlechte Nachricht, Männer: Schalke hat verloren.”
Alternatively:
“Australia chased down 310 to level the series 1-1. Cummins, who took six for 79 in South Africa’s second-innings, was named man of the match. Wicket-keeper Brad Haddin (55) and fast-bowler Mitchell Johnson (40 not out) were mainly responsible for their team reaching the target, putting on 72 for the seventh wicket after Australia’s specialist batsmen had been dismissed with 95 still needed.”
After the failure of the Cain offensive, we must contemplate the unthinkable – the return of Feldmarschall von Gingrich….
This is the last time we put Heinrich in charge of renting Santa Claus costumes.
I can not top HarryNC.
“Aw, come on, it’s Mueller’s turn – I was the spike the last time we played quoits!”
God Bless their pointy-little heads!
Who’s got the pepper spray?
Did you bring the pepper spray?
“The soup is done. It is now time for the oral sex, Fritz.”
“See, these are better for tying on teabags than a tricorner hat.”
Ja, OK, who’s up for ze ringen getossen?
AT&T Wireless customers.
Is that a turkey under your coat or are you just happy to see me?
“One more time… I brought the hats, Bob brought the pointy things, and YOU were getting the pepper spray!”
“You said it, I’m stuffed too — I can barely get up to invade France.”
We have prussian blue. We need only lye and sulfuric acid to have a blast.
Asal mula web Judi Poker Online Mengelokkan dipercaya di Dunia.
Dari segi buku Foster’ s Complete Hoyle, RF Foster menyelipkan “ Permainan situs pokerqq paling dipercaya dimainkan mula-mula di Amerika Serikat, lima kartu bikin masing masing pemain dari satu antaran kartu berisi 20 kartu”. Tetapi ada banyaknya ahli tarikh yg tidak setuju diantaranya David Parlett yg menguatkan jika permainan situs judi poker online paling dipercaya ini mirip seperti permainan kartu dari Persia yang dibawa oleh As-Nas. Kurang lebih sejahrawan menjelaskan nama produk ini diambil dari Poca Irlandi adalah Pron Pokah atau Pocket, tetapi masih menjadi abu-abu karena tidak dijumpai dengan pasti sapa yg menjelaskan permainan itu menjadi permainan poker.
Walau ada sisi per judian dalam semua tipe permainan ini, banyak pakar menjelaskan lebih jelas berkaitan gimana situs judi poker mampu menjadi game taruhan yang disenangi beberapa orang dalam Amerika Serikat. Itu berjalan bertepatan dengan munculnya betting di daerah sungai Mississippi dan daerah sekelilingnya pada tahun 1700 an serta 1800 an. Pada saat itu mungkin serius tampil terdapatnya keserupaan antara poker masa lalu dengan modern poker online tidak hanya pada trick berspekulasi tetapi sampai ke pikiran di tempat. Mungkin ini lah cikal akan munculnya permainan poker modern yg kalian ketahui sampai saat tersebut.
Riwayat awal timbulnya situs judi poker paling dipercaya Di dalam graha judi, salon sampai kapal-kapal yg siapkan arena betting yg ada didaerah setengah Mississippi, mereka terkadang bermain cukup hanya manfaatkan 1 dek yg beberapa 20 kartu (seperti permainan as-nas). Game itu terkadang dimainkan langsung tidak dengan diundi, langsung menang, punya putaran taruhan, dapat meningkatkan perhitungan taruhan seperi game as-nas.
Di sini jugalah tempat berevolusinya situs judi poker paling dipercaya daripada 20 kartu menjadi 52 kartu, serta munculnya type permainan poker seperi hold’ em, omaha sampai stud. Herannya orang melihat bila poker stud jadi poker pertama dan classic yang telah dimainkan lebih daripada 200 tahun.
Diakhir tahun 1800 an sajian Poker Online mulai disematkan lagi ketentuan baru diantaranya straight dan flush serta beberapa type tipe yang lain lain seperti tipe poker low ball, wild cards, community cards of one mode dan lainnya.
I lead the division in lighting strikes.
I told them not to contract out our helmet design to Halliburton, but nooooo
Any of you guys have some gin? It’s a little Too Tonic around here.
“Right, then, men. The turkey’s finished. Fritz… put the coffee on. Max… round up some biscuits. Frank… gather the napkins. I’ll go and find us a prybar to get these blasted belts off!”
I’m almost recovered. Never leave your helmet in a chair.
The ECB meets.
FTW!
Planning for the wurst.
Pickelhauber smurfs
Stuffed Turkeys
Pass it on, the Kaiser is in dutch.
Blue Danube?
Well, we may be pointy-headed, but at least we’re not intellectuals!
Prussian Blue?
(And Googling that informed me of something I’d have been happier not knowing)
“Schlechte Nachricht, Männer: Schalke hat verloren.”
Alternatively:
“Australia chased down 310 to level the series 1-1. Cummins, who took six for 79 in South Africa’s second-innings, was named man of the match. Wicket-keeper Brad Haddin (55) and fast-bowler Mitchell Johnson (40 not out) were mainly responsible for their team reaching the target, putting on 72 for the seventh wicket after Australia’s specialist batsmen had been dismissed with 95 still needed.”
After the failure of the Cain offensive, we must contemplate the unthinkable – the return of Feldmarschall von Gingrich….
This is the last time we put Heinrich in charge of renting Santa Claus costumes.
I can not top HarryNC.
“Aw, come on, it’s Mueller’s turn – I was the spike the last time we played quoits!”
God Bless their pointy-little heads!
Who’s got the pepper spray?
Did you bring the pepper spray?
“The soup is done. It is now time for the oral sex, Fritz.”
“See, these are better for tying on teabags than a tricorner hat.”
Ja, OK, who’s up for ze ringen getossen?
AT&T Wireless customers.
Is that a turkey under your coat or are you just happy to see me?
“One more time… I brought the hats, Bob brought the pointy things, and YOU were getting the pepper spray!”
“You said it, I’m stuffed too — I can barely get up to invade France.”
We have prussian blue. We need only lye and sulfuric acid to have a blast.
I vote for Morzer’s caption. Had me rolling.
Now that we all have our hats and mustaches, which way is Belgium?
Your fly is open.
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“The biggest danger is the lightning!”
“No, YOU tell high command that we got thrown out of the breakdance competition…”
“Well, that didn’t work. Let’s try the Nutri-System diet.”
“We must win Lebensraum for the Munchkin Fatherland. The Wicked Witch’s Luftaffen must be stopped at all costs!â€
“The spiked end of the zeppelin would ultimately prove to be the cause of their downfall.”
“What now? We’ve taken the pills. Where are we going to find four bathtubs…”
‎”I don’t think I can handle another pointed question.”
If two wrongs don’t make a Reich, perhaps three?
Gingrich Design’s, 2012 line.
Over ze river, through ze woods, code word grandmother.
Over ze river; through ze woods; code word ‘pumpkin pie.’
Photographic evidence of the Prussian superweapon developed based on the pioneering work of General Augustus Pleasonton?
(At the least, I should get points for obscurity. And people should read Banvard’s Folly, it’s a fun book).
These Prussian winters make me blue.