Joe Biden may not be so good on his presidential history, but he’s a foreign-affairs guy, and probably knows Slovakia from Slovenia. I know that you’re cramming in preparation for Thursday’s debate, and you’ll have to learn a lot about a bunch of countries you’ve never heard of. We’ve seen that you have a good ear for music, so that’s what I’d recommend.
Oh, by the way, Albania is no longer a communist country, and its chief export is now footwear. Good luck!