TheÂ Guardian, usually a newspaper with a working conscience, kvells about a recent boxing match:
The good news is that it was a very entertaining fight on the big stage, which is all too rare for boxing of late.
Time to repost some reflections on this ‘sport’ from a few years ago, in case you do not follow boxing and would like to understand it.Â For those who donâ€™t know, boxing is an exercise that uses two remarkable devices in a very odd way. One of them is a servomanipulator of incredible versatility, delicacy and precision, a gadget that can play a violin or caress a cheek or fix a watch or carry a suitcase. The other is a computer with capacities we still havenâ€™t exhausted. Itâ€™s small enough to carry around at all times, and it can write a sonata for the violin, do rocket science and every other kind of science, and give advice to children. Try that with your laptop. Oh yeah; this computer is capable of loveâ€¦the real thing, not reciting a script.
Whatâ€™s truly amazing about boxing is how these wonders are used. You might think the computer could be hooked up to instruct the servo to make something incredibly cool, but you would be wrong. In boxing, the game is to take the servomechanism and use it like a hammer to whale on the computer until its little lights go out and it stops working. Usually the computer can be rebooted after this abuse, but it loses something every time and eventually winds up withÂ dementia pugilistica, mumbling and bumping into things, cadging free drinks in cheap bars. If this isnâ€™t substance abuse, I donâ€™t know what is. Itâ€™s right up there with using a big Rubens painting as a tarp over your woodpile, but especially blasphemous in its trashing of Godâ€™s most remarkable creations.
A century ago the guy swinging the servo had to be careful not to break it on the computer case, but not enough lights got put out for good business, so we now wrap it up in padding that allows super-destructive, full-force whacks, and everyone watching has a good chance of seeing some real damage.
Should this be legal? Probably; the boxers are grownups and have to be allowed to manage their own lives. What I canâ€™t understand is how this savagery can even be discussed by people who claim to be civilized, much less sold for money and treated like a sport. I know, people get hurt in all sorts of sports, but this is the one where the whole point is to hurt people, and not just arms and legs but the part that makes us human. Sure, thereâ€™s lots of cant about the science of defense and tactical blows to the body, but itâ€™s the KO that sells the tickets. See the camera linger over Rocky Balboaâ€™s bloody, blind, weaving face in the movie: sport? skill? Give me a break.
Fight fans, you raise a troubling problem for a free society: what should we do about bad behavior that doesnâ€™t justify being made illegal? Our habit lately is to want to outlaw anything offensive or immoral, but this is a letoff. Boxing should have its lights put out by social disgrace, the way we taught each other that lighting a cigarette in someone elseâ€™s house or a bus is uncivilized and disgusting. The next time you think you want to watch a fight, think about your kids watching you at the moment the blood sprays and the brain slaps the inside of the skull. The next time you walk into a water-cooler conversation on the fine points of this sick behavior, try walking away the way youâ€™d leave a conversation about setting cats on fire.
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My, aren't we the high and mighty White Man In The Palace! Your take is woefully incomplete without the remotest effort to engage one single boxer in your Church Lady condemnation. What do the agents of the action believe? Why do they fight? Do they enjoy it? Would they have pursued another career, all things being equal but the paycheck? How do their views compare with linebackers and DBs whose job is to attack other humans as viciously as the rules allow? How do they compare with the modern armored cop who enjoys nothing more than the opportunity to turn a traffic stop into giving an ass-kicking to a black man?
Not everyone is interested in poetry readings by way of entertainment, and freestyle skiers and boarders are more likely to suffer TBIs. What is it about boxing that gets you so pantibunchified? I detect a whiff of both racism and elitism….trying to raise the consciousness of your lessers, those bloodthirsty proles whom your better civilization has yet to baptize.
As usual, you assert racism where no such thing is present. Michael lays out exactly why he finds boxing appalling: the intent of the sport is to cause brain damage to your opponent. It's not an incidental outcome, as it is in freestyle skiing. It's not racist to assert that it is barbaric to derive entertainment from watching two people attempt to hurt each other. I don't hold that belief as intensely as he does, but I can certainly respect it.
And yet I bet you have no problems with the Balinese cockfights. A quaint ritual for anthropologists to investigate, for insights into a beautiful culture. As for racism and brain injuries, you continue to conflate intent with result. As they say, intent isn't magic. If someone thinks you just said something racist, the burden of proof is on you.
And it is absolutely fair game to assert that a sport in which one leaps high into the air and does somersaults over ice has the implicit "intent" of injuring oneself, and it is exactly THAT risk/intent that the sponsors and judges encourage. Gentlemen, start your coffins.
You would lose your bet. The rest of your post is just as inane.
Mmmm. Someone has a thin skin. Maybe you should bounce it off the African-American and Latino and Asian (and Women and Muslim) writers in your stable….oh….wait…..never mind.
Oddly enough, I have had exactly this discussion with a rather diverse group of writers. Your perception that African-American, Latino, Asian, women, and Muslim people are automatically disposed to enjoy watching bloodshed is, amazingly, wrong. Very, very wrong.
You might even refer to it as a stereotype?
Looking at boxing in isolation, the trends are on your side; the sweet science is in long term decline. That is why fights like this one, which are entertaining to many in a fashion that repels you and many others, have as the Guardian notes become rare. Please consider retargetting your verbal swings at mixed martial arts, a sector very much on the rise. It incorporates the computer-bashing of boxing, enhanced by kicks to the head, choking, and potentially arm-breaking judo holds. Good times.
"Should this be legal? Probably; the boxers are grownups and have to be allowed to manage their own lives." Yes, I agree, if they want to engage in this activity, then there should be a legal outlet for them to do so — though maybe after jumping through some regulatory hoops to increase the probability that their decisions to do so are well considered. But does the requisite legal right necessarily extend to their being allowed to offer tickets for sale to the public and TV rights? J. S. Mill did not think so, and I am with him on this one. It is the liberty to engage in the activity, and not the liberty to traffic in it, that is important to protect.
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