Note while waiting for a delayed flight

USAir – known to passengers as Useless Air, is actually an acronym: the full name is Unfortunately, Still Allegheny In Reality.

Everyone who has ever flown USAir knows that it’s really called “Useless Air.” But only the old-timers know that USAIR is actually an acronym for “Unfortunately, Still Allegheny In Reality.”

I merely had a 9:25 flight delayed to sometime after 11pm. That’s not so bad. The poor lady traveling with her daughter who was in the security line ahead of me was trying to fly from New York to Buffalo, had her flight cancelled, and was put on a flight to Boston instead. Yes, Boston is about twice as far from Buffalo as NYC is, but apparently there’s a flight to Buffalo from Boston tomorrow but not from New York. And USAir told her that she’d have to pay for her own hotel room for tonight. Now that’s the Allegheny I remember!

Author: Jonathan Zasloff

Jonathan Zasloff teaches Torts, Land Use, Environmental Law, Comparative Urban Planning Law, Legal History, and Public Policy Clinic - Land Use, the Environment and Local Government. He grew up and still lives in the San Fernando Valley, about which he remains immensely proud (to the mystification of his friends and colleagues). After graduating from Yale Law School, and while clerking for a federal appeals court judge in Boston, he decided to return to Los Angeles shortly after the January 1994 Northridge earthquake, reasoning that he would gladly risk tremors in order to avoid the average New England wind chill temperature of negative 55 degrees. Professor Zasloff has a keen interest in world politics; he holds a PhD in the history of American foreign policy from Harvard and an M.Phil. in International Relations from Cambridge University. Much of his recent work concerns the influence of lawyers and legalism in US external relations, and has published articles on these subjects in the New York University Law Review and the Yale Law Journal. More generally, his recent interests focus on the response of public institutions to social problems, and the role of ideology in framing policy responses. Professor Zasloff has long been active in state and local politics and policy. He recently co-authored an article discussing the relationship of Proposition 13 (California's landmark tax limitation initiative) and school finance reform, and served for several years as a senior policy advisor to the Speaker of California Assembly. His practice background reflects these interests: for two years, he represented welfare recipients attempting to obtain child care benefits and microbusinesses in low income areas. He then practiced for two more years at one of Los Angeles' leading public interest environmental and land use firms, challenging poorly planned development and working to expand the network of the city's urban park system. He currently serves as a member of the boards of the Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy (a state agency charged with purchasing and protecting open space), the Los Angeles Center for Law and Justice (the leading legal service firm for low-income clients in east Los Angeles), and Friends of Israel's Environment. Professor Zasloff's other major activity consists in explaining the Triangle Offense to his very patient wife, Kathy.