McCain-Lukashenko ’08

McCain gets the all-important post-Soviet-dictator endorsement.

A surpassingly clever spoof. If you’ve ever read actual official translations from Belarus, you’ll probably get most of the way through before you’re convinced it’s not for reals.

The Democrats have now only two candidates who stand to chance against this powerful phalanx: Barack Obama, senator of City Chicago and nephew of Saddam Hussein; and Hillary Rodham Clinton, organizer of popular solidarity-building women’s breakfasts for discussion of hair-hygiene and of place of woman in American politics, and only official wife of number-one enemy of Serbs and all Slavic peoples, Bill Clinton.