Kenny G made me do it

Who knew that Kenny G was so dangerous?

I used to be a public-radio-station manager, and know that DJs can be a testy bunch. Still, I never had to deal with one who

set fire to the station because he was upset that his song selections for an overnight Internet broadcast were changed…[He] had been in a dispute with another volunteer about what kind of music should be put into a digital library for the Internet program.

I had plenty of those arguments about appropriate programming. The only DJs I might have worried about were the black-metal enthusiasts (not, mind you, black metal enthusiasts).

But the mild-mannered guy next door, seems nice enough, mostly keeps to himself is the one to watch out for:

Feinstein was a jazz fan and his Internet program was called “Mellow Down Easy”