Fire alarm in Bob Dole’s pants

Bob Dole says the thing that is not.

Bob Dole on the Swift Boat Yada Yada:

“Not every one of these people can be Republican liars. There’s got to be some truth to the charges.”

Why not? Is there suddenly a shortage of Republican liars? Consider, for example, a certain lying former senator from Kansas, who said on national television that two of Kerry’s Purple Hearts came on the same day, which is not the case unless December 2, is the same date as February 20 or March 13, and that Kerry “never bled,” which isn’t how the people who were there at the time recall it.

You know, I think Viagra really is a wonder drug: it seems to have made Bob Dole an even bigger prick than he used to be.

The reluctance of the press to kill this story by reporting how transparently false the Swifties’ accounts are is truly disgusting. At this point, I think Kerry has no choice but to fight back, and fight back hard.

Author: Mark Kleiman

Professor of Public Policy at the NYU Marron Institute for Urban Management and editor of the Journal of Drug Policy Analysis. Teaches about the methods of policy analysis about drug abuse control and crime control policy, working out the implications of two principles: that swift and certain sanctions don't have to be severe to be effective, and that well-designed threats usually don't have to be carried out. Books: Drugs and Drug Policy: What Everyone Needs to Know (with Jonathan Caulkins and Angela Hawken) When Brute Force Fails: How to Have Less Crime and Less Punishment (Princeton, 2009; named one of the "books of the year" by The Economist Against Excess: Drug Policy for Results (Basic, 1993) Marijuana: Costs of Abuse, Costs of Control (Greenwood, 1989) UCLA Homepage Curriculum Vitae Contact: Markarkleiman-at-gmail.com

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