Carlos Guttierez be tripping

Is the Secretary of Commerce a nineteen-year-old girl?

Middle-aged men should not try to “rap” with “the kids” in their “lingo.” This applies in greater measure to cabinet secretaries. And to editorial-department interns writing headlines for cabinet secretaries’ ghostwritten op-eds. How else to explain “Stop Hating on NAFTA“?

Footnote: No, it doesn’t even make sense. “Hate on” means to speak spitefully out of envy over another’s success. Don’t ask me why I know this.