Hasn’t anyone noticed that 999 is just 666 inverted?
Sure, Mitt Romney is a Mormon, and Mormons are a cult who believe that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri rather than in the geographically impossible location described in Genesis.
But at least he’s not the Anti-Christ.
Update Ooops! I’d missed Michelle Bachmann’s comment, which some RBC commenters had obviously seen:
“One thing I would say is, when you take the 9-9-9 plan and you turn it upside down, I think the devil’s in the details.”
Somehow I think The Onion won’t be able to stay in business long if people can’t tell it stories from actual news. Will Rogers said that he didn’t make jokes: he just reported on politics.