Expert on comics that he is, all Demitasse wants for Christmas is one of those visors, like the one Cyclops wears, that would prevent him from injuring people by accident when he exerts his powers…
When Slate ran a storyÂ on the Supreme Court free speech case about the high school student who got in trouble for the sign “Bong Hits 4 Jesus,” the sub-editor understandably couldn’t think of a better headline than “Bong Hits 4 Jesus.”
In similar mode, I can’t improve on… “Cats with Thumbs.”
After years of hearing the likes of Inkblot and Domino gain fame from their exploits, Demitasse Ubiquitous Tyger has had enough. He’s demanding his own place on Parnassus.
He even considered getting up to dramatize the situation. Â But on second thought, he realized that his fearful symmetry spoke for itself.