July 03, 2008
The St. Joseph Home Sale Kit: Another product promotion straight from the Onion
Our ACE Hardware circular includes a package-deal lawnsign from http://www.foresalebyowner.com for $19.99.
Alongside, ACE offers a "St. Joseph Home Sale Kit." According to the flyer, thie kit "Provides all you need to prayerfully ask St. Joseph's help in the sale of your home. Includes an introduction and background on the St. Joseph Home Sale Practice, the Way of St. Joseph, a petition to St. Joseph and a 3-1/2" statue." All this costs $6.99. The St. Joseph statue is certainly more attractive than the lawn sign. These days it may also be more cost-effective.
Post-script: I have received a surprising number of emails from Chicagoans explaining the proper deployment of St. Joseph--buried head down in the yard. By any means necessary baby.
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