As a public service on what AA members call “Amateur Night,” I would like to present the perfect remedy for a hangover, one never known to fail. It’s an old family secret, but I consider all of my colleagues here – fellow posters, commenters, and silent readers alike – as part of my greater family.
So, here it is, the one and only surefire hangover cure:
Don’t get drunk in the first place.
And it comes with a bonus: it greatly improves your chances of staying on pitch through the chorus of “Auld Lang Syne.”