I set my burglar alarm last night around midnight, soon after picking my daughter up from her homecoming dance. I went upstairs and brushed my teeth. Not five minutes later, the alarm started wailing. Some guy broke into my house. He had just tried to break into my neighbors’ house, setting off their alarm. He ran off, one step ahead of the police. They told me that they already have a suspect who’s been arrested for similar crimes in our area.
There really ought to be a B&E internship program or something. Not a good grade on that effort, dude.