How batsh*t-crazy do you have to be …

… (or at least pretend to be) to run for President as a Republican?

Well, you have to say that FEMA should be abolished and responsibility for disaster relief devolved to the states and the private sector.

No, seriously:

Congratulations to ThinkProgress for catching this. But it tells you something about the mainstream media that none of them picked up on it while gushing over Romney’s “victory” in the Battle of the Mental Midgets.