I realized today that I am completely unprepared to offer the kind of searching insight and high-candlepower lessons RBC readers properly expect on the coming marriage of Kate and whatsisname…no, the other one…obviously a major event with import for
every many some anyway a very big deal. I do not know whether the prince insists on a little bit of butter to his bread, or if he agrees that marmalade is nicer if it’s very thickly spread. I have not looked into Kate’s preferred heel height nor her favorite charities. Heaven help me, I do not even know whether she takes mustard or getaway sauce on lamb chops.
If James doesn’t help us out, it’s a black week for the RBC, and I apologize to our readers.