Now that Ben & Jerry’s has introduced “Yes Pecan” in honor of our new President, there’s a clear Fairness Doctrine case for having a Bush-oriented flavor as well. Some of the less obscene suggestions from a viral email:
Chock ‘n Awe
Rocky Road to Fascism
Death by Chocolate… and Torture
Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
and, of course, the patriot’s choice:
I’d say Freedom Vanilla ice cream on a Heckuvajob Brownie sounds pretty tempting.
Update A reader points out that the above list inexcusably omits Chokealot Pretzel.