From an initial concept by H.P. Lovecraft:
SEE! $50 billion in new stimulus money for highways to be introduced on the Senate floor tomorrow!!!!
HEAR! Nothing for transit!!!!!
SMELL! (TASTE?) (FEEL?) Alleged environmentalist Barbara Boxer (D-Marin County) writing a bill with climate denier James Inhofe (R-Olduvai Gorge) to build thousands of miles of roads and increase our dependence on fossil fuels!
THE STIMULUS THAT ATE THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS’ BRAINS!!!! A COSMIC HORROR SO BIZARRE IT COULD ONLY HAPPEN ON CAPITOL HILL!!!
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Be quite confused.