October 20th, 2008

Hey, guys! Some fool let Congressman Robin Hayes of North Carolina in on our secret:

Liberals hate real Americans that work and achieve and believe in God

As That One instructed us, our hatred of the Godly, hard-working, and patriotic was to remain covert until after the election. This is no time to start violating operational security.

We have held this conspiracy together for nearly two years now; we only need to hold on for two more weeks. Then we can drop the mask. But not until then. Loose lips sink ships.

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