March 21st, 2007

The “worst president ever?” meme has floated from bitter-liberal whining lounges to mainstream venues and plutocrats like Donald Trump, who should know which side their bread is buttered on. This piling-on in the face of the clear facts has to stop if Democrats want to keep a shred of intellectual respectability.

History simply will not support this level of condemnation. Never mind presidents from decades back, here are five contemporary presidents who completely refute the idea that Bush is the worst:

None of the antiwar protesters arrested in Washington Friday night were beaten in captivity. Not a single fractured skull or broken jaw. Bush is much more protective of civil rights and free speech than Robert Mugabe, president of Zimbabwe.

Bush has never, ever, claimed to have an herbal AIDS cure revealed by ancestors in a dream, nor touted it to replace anti-retroviral drugs. Bush is much less anti-scientific than Yahya Jammeh, president of Gambia.

The number of US dissidents killed overseas by plutonium poisoning is zero, and the number of US businessmen ruined and imprisoned for opposing the government is also zero. Bush is much more respectful of law and property than Vladimir Putin, president of Russia.

Bush hasn’t tried to fire even one Supreme Court justice, much less a chief justice. He’s much more respectful of separation of powers than Pervez Musharraf, president of Pakistan.

Bush hasn’t named a single city, river, month, or day of the week after himself, and a meticulous Google-Earth flyover has turned up no gold-plated colossal statues of him, not even silver-plated. Bush is much less egotistical and narcissistic than Sapurmurat Niyazov, the late president of Turkmenistan.

George W. Bush, better in certain ways than some presidents. A banner the righteous may wave with pride and confidence.

Update by MK I thought Mike’s sarcasm was sufficiently broad, but just in case: this post is not a defense of George W. Bush. Some of our friends in Blue Blogistan need to get a grip, or a life.

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