Last throes is the just the beginning stage. You need to get through the lastier throes, then the lastiest throes, all the up until the lastiest and throiest Mother of All Throes, which also will be the final birth pang of peace and democracy in the Middle East. Think of insurgency as a kind of pregnancy.
Yep. They’re going to have to cover up all those past claims with a Throe Rug.
Spice up the language a bit, and you could be writing “Get Your War On”.
The insurgents watched lots of westerns, and just love those melodramatic death scenes.
Last throes is the just the beginning stage. You need to get through the lastier throes, then the lastiest throes, all the up until the lastiest and throiest Mother of All Throes, which also will be the final birth pang of peace and democracy in the Middle East. Think of insurgency as a kind of pregnancy.
Ultimate, penultimate, antepenultimate…what’s the difference? You liberals are just so nitpicky…