May 17th, 2006

It’s not widely known, but Bill O’Reilly did an MPA at the Kennedy School, and actually took my policy analysis course. I regret to say that I seem to have inadvertently let him in on the deepest darkest secrets of the far-left cult to which I covertly belong.

Or at least someone did. Here’s O’Reilly completely blowing the gaff on our plot to darken down and de-Christianize America, not to mention messing with the purity of O’Reilly’s bodily essences:

… the [New York] Times hasn’t learned a thing. That’s because the newspaper and many far-left thinkers believe the white power structure that controls America is bad, so a drastic change is needed. According to the lefty zealots, the white Christians who hold power must be swept out by a new multicultural tide, a rainbow coalition, if you will.

Damn! Like most of my friends, I was really looking forward to reading the Talmud and the Rig-Veda with all my Chicano and Chicana compadres and my fellow-members of the Hop Sing Tong, once we’d gotten rid of the white Christians. But now that O’Reilly has spilled the beans, I suppose that pleasure will be forever denied me.

I blame Harvard for letting in the Irish. Some of them are clever enough, you know, but not really gentlemen.

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3 Responses to “We are soooooo busted!”

  1. James Wimberley says:

    I suggested earlier (see http://www.samefacts.com/archives/_/2006/05/rupert_stavro_murdoch.php) that O’Reilly may find that his real problem lies with the white ex-Christian Australian power structure that employs him.

  2. fishbane says:

    “I blame Harvard for letting in the Irish.”
    That is about the funniest thing I’ve read today. Thanks so much.

  3. KH says:

    Yes, but we were so close, so close to making them all sing the National Anthem from right to left, just as we pleased. I wonder if O’Reilly has been grazing in Kevin MacDonald’s trilogy on the sociobiology of Judaism, which develops this same idea with more specificity.