It’s not widely known, but Bill O’Reilly did an MPA at the Kennedy School, and actually took my policy analysis course. I regret to say that I seem to have inadvertently let him in on the deepest darkest secrets of the far-left cult to which I covertly belong.
Or at least someone did. Here’s O’Reilly completely blowing the gaff on our plot to darken down and de-Christianize America, not to mention messing with the purity of O’Reilly’s bodily essences:
… the [New York] Times hasn’t learned a thing. That’s because the newspaper and many far-left thinkers believe the white power structure that controls America is bad, so a drastic change is needed. According to the lefty zealots, the white Christians who hold power must be swept out by a new multicultural tide, a rainbow coalition, if you will.
Damn! Like most of my friends, I was really looking forward to reading the Talmud and the Rig-Veda with all my Chicano and Chicana compadres and my fellow-members of the Hop Sing Tong, once we’d gotten rid of the white Christians. But now that O’Reilly has spilled the beans, I suppose that pleasure will be forever denied me.
I blame Harvard for letting in the Irish. Some of them are clever enough, you know, but not really gentlemen.