I’m looking for the best examples of genuine news stories or non-ironic posts (ideally with today’s dateline) that look as if they might be April Fool’s jokes or items from The Onion.
Update
First reader submission, from Arvin Tseng of Rebuttable Presumption) , and it’s a clear winner, from Reuters via MS-NBC:
Flying squirrel wins reprieve in Canada
A move to extradite ‘Sabrina’ is reversed
At least it doesn’t mention Sabrina’s boyfriend, Rocky.
And CNN is not to be outdone:
Ms. Wheelchair stripped of title for standing up