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February 9th, 2004

Nonstandard conversion tables, cont’d

by Mark Kleiman

0.000001 greetings = 1 microwave

0.5 one-eyed naval heroes = 1 half-Nelson

0.1 Southern beauties = 1 decibelle

0.1 spouse = 1 decimate

1,000,000,000,000 carpal joints = 1 terrorist

Posted: Monday, February 9th, 2004 at 9:24 am
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