I hate liberals. I hate Democrats. I love hating them.
So I want the Democrats to nominate the candidate I would hate the most.
That will prove that I was right about them all along. (And get my guy re-elected so he can keep opposing equal rights for people like me.)
If there’s a liberal Democrat that I can’t plausibly paint as the sort of person I hate, I’ll just call him a crackpot and a megalomaniac — without saying why — so I don’t have to consider why I enjoy hating liberal Democrats so much.
Go ahead. Read the whole thing and tell me I’m unfair.